get-you-wet:

xzdp:

get-you-wet:

xzdp:

get-you-wet:

xzdp:

I’ll buy you pizza if you let me touch your boob.

I’ll touch your boob if you buy me pizza. (My offer is better)

Is pepperoni ok?

or italian sausage

I was thinking that but this convo is already pretty homo. Didn’t want to bring sausages into the mix.

Man, I wasn’t even thinking about that until you mentioned it smh


lifehacksandfacts:

This police officer used some of the weed he confiscated to make pot brownies. He and his wife had a little too much, and the resulting 911 call is hilarious.

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